Chainlink

The most useless cryptocoin ever created. Only purpose is to check the price of other coins.

I mortgaged my home to go all in Chainlink thinking it was going to 1000$, and now I'm homeless.

by megalodon333 June 13, 2018

Wax Philosophical

When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.

Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!

by megalodon333 August 07, 2016

Regular coffee

Hi-octane, full caffeinated coffee, as opposed to the decaf variety.

"I'd like regular coffee with cream, thanks"

by megalodon333 February 02, 2018

overstand

What an idiot says when he thinks he understands something more deeply than you.

"I dun juz undahstan' I ovahstan'!"

"Overstand? Dude, speak English. You're talking gibberish again."

by megalodon333 January 27, 2016