penis mcflurry

When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend

Honey, that penis mcflurry was so good last night!

by peniledistressman June 18, 2018

penisberg

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.

Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.

by essemmdee March 17, 2011

The Penis Of America

The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.

-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'

by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008

Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019