wet pelican

when a male stickes his whole hand in a females anus and then sticks his whole head in her vigina thne he picks his nose.

"Yo man your girl loved that wet pelican last night"

by cam April 11, 2005

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pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.

"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."

by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003

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dirty pelican

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.

Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!

by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003

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Pelican Bay

The most northern infection caused by spore cast from Los Angeles.

Don't go to Pelican Bay if you don't want to catch the Los Angeles infection.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

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Pelican

The UNSC Drop-ship from the popular game Halo for the XBox. VTOL and multi-purpose, it can carry many soldiers and a vehicle. It can also be equipped with a variety of weaponry.

It's ok marines, we got a pelican inbound!

by Merf Avenger October 16, 2011

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