Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

ass patting by nypaliguy January 21, 2010

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Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

Crabby Pattie by Telephony March 30, 2015

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pantie oyster

The yellow/white snot that appears on the undercarriage of a female's panties. Slight Tanginess. Can be compared to a fermented Anchovy left in the sun for 3 hours.

Sally pulled down her knickers and said 'oh man ,that's a massive pantie oyster'

pantie oyster by BigRed_Dog March 2, 2016

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Cod Particle

The Dried particulate vaginal excreta that accumulates on your member after intercourse.

I put a Cod Particle in one of the burgers today at work

Cod Particle by divewave July 7, 2012

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