paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex

Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"

by Big Dan The Destroyer & Co October 23, 2006

Fruit Pastel Game

A game where one partner takes a fruit pastel and inserts it into either the vagina or anus, the other partner will then suck the fruit pastel out taking with it all the various juices and diseases.

"Hey Joe, how did you get all them warts on your face?"
"Aw Joe, me and Suzanne played the fruit pastel game last night and well you know what Sue is like."

by tommydoug November 18, 2009

pasteurized milk

Milk from cows that live in pastures.

MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.

by Squecker February 28, 2007

pasteles

Any preppy type or shorts or t-shirts worn by a lax bro. Originated on the east coast. A variety of colors are worn, hence the name, and it is a tradition to wear them every friday.

lax bro pasteles

by lax bro ? of course March 31, 2010

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

pasteloween

Pasteloween is a youtuber with over 30k subs and was famous for making the Deltarune purple dinosaur pull a “Kevin James” on their titties and continuously flex on their friends, Dora with armor and roasted goat nugget, about how they were dating sans with a motorcycle; pulling the video to over 1 million views on Youtube and +400 hearts on TikTok. She is a youtuber who makes animation memes with kawaii moments of “:3” and multiple layers of deep layers for the viewer to think about. Videos such as “pikachu dabs” explains the political climate in Switzerland and has interesting moments of dabbing for the cause of child slavery for happy meal toys associated with McDonald’s. As someone related to the animation me me community on Youtube, she actually has talent and is THE best animator on youtube and that’s as objective as a crying cat eating a pizza pie. She also has some very deep stories. One talks about Judy hopps and ginger mute ass trying to go across a town to find some freedom in Jesus Christ and another story about Nutella witchbum and Femme-Chan doing epic stuff X3.

No matter how many self-deprecating jokes are made, her channel gets a 100/10 and you should subscribe to her as much as subscribing to Pewdiepie. (Also guys I’m scared pewdiepie will lose battle pls don’t sub to tarries now 😞)

Pasteloween is also a term used to question a very dumb dumb thing some one said.

Wait! You think veganism is necessary? Bruh you pasteloweening me?

by Lil Istanbul March 14, 2019