Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008

Man salmon

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015

Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018