Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

by KingKole August 1, 2022

unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

unemployed nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)

Mr Magson is a nigel

by ana oop September 17, 2019

Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3

"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."

by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is awesome, Nigel is cool, Nigel is the best, Nigel is the best there ever esisted

by A true chad November 23, 2021

unemployed nigel

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop

unemployed Nigel benefits cheat

by mrs tosser September 1, 2025