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Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
by Claytopen October 2, 2011
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Nerdo

Andrew's Spanish version of nerd.
Andrew things he is a sexy nerdo 🤓
by notremondjr May 24, 2019
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nerdotronic

a term heavily used in the Aerospace Engineering field describing one who is extremely accomplished technologically and/or scientifically. As a result this person is almost entirely inept in social situations.
I thought it was extremely nerdotronic of him to give me a model airplane on our anniversary.
by ElizabethC July 13, 2006
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nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?
by nerdbone January 17, 2011
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nervous

A type of fear that makes a person tense, often trembling or being very jittery, and awkward.
"It's okay, Yoko, don't be nervous, just imagine everyone naked; just boobs and wangers everywhere... just hanging there.." - Germaine, Raised By Wolves TV series.
by EzzieHime.jpg April 14, 2015
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nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea
I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts
by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016
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