Muffmoose

Hot looking, babe, handsome.

"Wow, look at that guy, he is a muffmoose."

by Heartmonger June 19, 2019

Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019

Muffle Duster

To dust off one's vagina with your face

I eat vagina ( muffle Duster)

by B@dassbiker September 28, 2019

Muffet

‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’

-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY

by vorganicpotato December 2, 2019

Muffett

A person that lectures you while wearing a medical mask.

I can't understand a word that muffett is saying.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022