the whiniest form of half asian. he who refuses to shut up even though everyone around him ignores him to the point where he is almost non-existent.
by Butter July 23, 2008
Get the menzer mug.What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.
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monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous
But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Similar to Monstosity:
monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous
But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."
Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
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A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.
by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018
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Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
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Joe only meant to masterbate, but things went horribly wrong when he began to bleed. Once he realised he was menstrubating menstrubate, he quickly soaked his sheets.
by MadMolly November 16, 2009
Get the Menstrubate mug.The act or art of holding negotiations during one's menstrual cycle. A tactic typically used for credit card over charges, bill collection calls, or getting your male counterpart to agree to anything.
Once a month, my wife and I have and lengthy menstrigation. After which, I am generally broke, apologetic and bearing gifts.
by I did this October 23, 2009
Get the menstrigation mug.The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!
My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
by busygirl March 24, 2011
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