Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

Mattie

Dumb fuck who is always wrong

Me: Omg ur such a Mattie

You: wow now that I think about it i am rly dumb

by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

matty fatsacks

Its ya boi Matty with the fat sacks of ganja

Dude: Hey I'm out of weed know where I can get any?

Bro: Yo hit up Matty Fatsacks he got that fire

by Kazgruna January 15, 2020

Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.

Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.

by Veli-matti November 20, 2021

matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

Matti

Matti is a guy who genuinely cares about others and their needs. He is always there to help someone out if they need it. Matti may be hard to read and seems to be a “flirt”, but in the end he just wants to help everyone. Matti tends to be a very attractive person and loves to play sports. He enjoys spending time with friends and can often times be found listening to country music. Matti is all around a great guy and his personality is one to top.

Did you see Matti talking to that girl?

Matti is really supportive and has helped me through a lot.

by yeah we get it February 18, 2019