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machood

machood simply means motherfucker. the "ma" is mother and "chood" is fuck or in this case fucker.
That guy over there is a real machood!!
by dullah September 7, 2007
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Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.
E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.
"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"
by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011
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randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"
Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.
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Maceió

A city in the state of Alagoas, Brazil. There you can find a lot of stupidity, violence and dirty.
I'm leaving this crap Maceió city and i'll NEVER come back...
by noeldiego May 18, 2011
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MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
by flangerium December 27, 2008
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macdonnatronic

A.Supa fag haggery.B.A really attractive gay male transvestite in the body of a really attractive straightish woman.C.60 ft diva robot.
"Oh my gawd,lauras gone macdonnatronic and crushed that discoteque to dust under her stainless steel stilettoes.my baby was in that disco."
by GEORGE COSTANZA January 29, 2005
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