My ding-a-ling is big ;)
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
Get the ding-a-lingmug. "I can't believe Ling is stronger than Fung! She defeated him in a hand wrestling match!"
"True, but you are missing the fact that he is faster and more agile than Ling. So, they are balanced in my opinion."
"True, but you are missing the fact that he is faster and more agile than Ling. So, they are balanced in my opinion."
by OneCountryTwoSystemsIsGood August 9, 2024
Get the Lingmug. The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.
I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
Get the fu-lingmug. Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
Get the ling maosmug. Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024
Get the Dick-a-lingmug. Person A: I think China is an OK country.
Person B: No, China is a shitty place.
Person A: Thanks for crapping on my opinion, Ling Gong...
Person B: No, China is a shitty place.
Person A: Thanks for crapping on my opinion, Ling Gong...
by simp2000 September 3, 2020
Get the Ling Gongmug. A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.
Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.
by Stacks_one August 9, 2024
Get the Ling Lingmug.