Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.

Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.

by TeDePe October 22, 2008

Lightning McRizz

dominick allen

Okay I see you Lightning McRizz

by williams.tom December 12, 2022

monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Lightning McQueened

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"

me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/

by Hbbunny63 May 20, 2021

White Lightning

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

by sam_813 January 6, 2008