Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia

I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh

by beeba April 27, 2025

lava

a good solid heart-to-heart

1: Man, Joan and I were facetiming so late last night
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava

by levistraus1199 September 19, 2017

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

spicy lava suace

A Mexican Man’s Semen

Enrique unloaded his spicy lava suace on my face.

by MrGizmo212 January 14, 2018

Lava

Lava= bait or heat. Other way of saying a person is being a bait for the feds

Yo fam you deadass posted a video of you blowing that opps head top? Your lava the feds are finna run dat

by Pakalot May 14, 2022

Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake

Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey

by LCFIT February 7, 2019

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021