moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

by hectorzeroni69 January 14, 2018

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Lava

B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava

Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.

B-rad: only if you let me keep the change

by hectorzeroni69 January 14, 2018

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