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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh
by beeba April 27, 2025
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Lava Armada

The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.

Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, REDACTED, REDACTED. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"

Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.

Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)

Extra Information Regarding the Rogues:
- They hate Mangrove Trees
- They are Located in the Butter Barn
- They Hail the King LavaError
- There is one Ilegal amongst them
- Most if not all of them are Nazi's
Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
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lava rock

like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you
she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk
by themanwiththeplan October 4, 2022
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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Kido Lava

Most definitely a black star, a vessel of hope. His ancestors favorite son. Also known as shit starter or Jahbae
The lord favors me like am Kido Lava.
by Nqoba December 8, 2021
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Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
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