Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

lava chicken

a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.

person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"

by weeble.woble123 April 16, 2025

Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.

Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.

by soulessbones January 20, 2022

Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022

lava fall

A nasty form of diarrhea where the fecal matter it is just liquid, and resembles the lava from a volcano

That Mexican restaurant gave me the lava falls last night.

by Booty pleasure July 23, 2016

Lava Factory

noun

1: a factory where lava is manufactured

2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"

Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!

by Girp Wanzyk June 26, 2024