fanny lancer

A flaming homo. This particular breed prefers to be the dick giver rather than the dick receiver. Fanny lancers are stuck up though, and they refuse to give reach-arounds. Also known as butt gunners.

"That fuckin' fanny lancer packs some serious fudge.

by Justin Timberlake June 25, 2003

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

lancer 3000

An arrogant asshole who fucks asian guys tbh.

"Wow lancer 3000 did that asian diegosage"

by Asians August 22, 2006

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

lanker

one who is often misinterpreted as a cool person but is really just a loser.

look at that lanker sitting in the corner smoking crack!

by creamery February 23, 2008

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009

Lander Slut

an annoying person who finds it funny to ride the lander across the zombie map "Ascension" multiple times to induce sexual stimulation.

Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"

Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"

by I smell Nigger February 25, 2011