Lancey or Lancey

Yet another trend on Tiktok that allows attractive people top show their glow ups, although most of the time they mistake glowing up for growing up, as many of the videos show a picture of them when they were 2 years old and then present day. Lancey ofr Lancey is just another trend in the many series' that has come before it, such as infrunami, i got deported by six, and the raaaaain.

Serena: She said she love me which one, Lancey or Lancey

Bob: Oh wow what a glow up from when you were a fetus to now!

by balistah August 20, 2023

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

by Griphftor July 6, 2006

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011