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kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana
das iz sum guud kinderbuden!
by granny January 26, 2004
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Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
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kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books
when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew

Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.
Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.

The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
by Philip Boyle June 2, 2004
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my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
by sackTN July 30, 2022
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Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kinder

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"
by Oki3 September 7, 2008
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