pretzels

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now

give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

6th grade

the time you inject 7 liters of cocaine into your bloodstream

i love 6th grade because of meth

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

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you really typed in this many c's, well congrats, only anime waifus can reach this level of thick

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by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021