Junior Seau

A linebacker for the New England Patriots who attended USC. The San Diego Chargers drafted him with the fifth pick in the 1990 NFL Draft. The pick paid off, as Seau (pronounced "say ow") has recorded more than 1000 tackles in his career. Seau has also played for the Miami Dolphins in his 17-year career. He is destined to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Junior Seau was recently named a team captain by the Patriots. Sometime between 1998 and 2000, Seau had to restrain Ryan Leaf after Leaf cursed into a camera.

by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007

Juniro

An obese Canadian Moose that smells like rotting carcasses. They are usually only seen in the farthest neck of the woods in Quebec. They are a very rare creature. And sights of them have been seen at Lake Titicaca. One is believed to be living in a small town in California.

Person 1: "Ew! Do you smell that?"

Person 2: "There must be a Juniro near! ...Run away!"

by GRIMMGATES January 23, 2009

Junior

A handsome kid just eating his pizza.

If your name is Junior and you're really handsome come on raise your hand.

by brokenmolly May 1, 2018

Junior Freebird

1. The Best Band since Journey consisting of Matt McGlynn and Jeff Hitchins.
2. A Replacement word for anything. (also could be used as Jr.freebird or just Jr.Free)

1. "dude the Junior Freebirds Rule!" "no they dont" "well your gay so it doesint count."
2. i just drank some gasoline! "your such a Junior Freebird."

by Jeff Hitchins July 28, 2008

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.

The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.

by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013

junious

A good looking strong willed man. Protector of many. Alpha male with a sensitive side. He is an amazing lover and a best friend. He is a heart breaker that will move on before you even realize the relationship is in trouble. A man that you should take seriously. Slow to anger but quick to show you his crazy side.

That guy is one of a kind, he's a real Junious.

by Threekidsmom July 18, 2018