Hitchins 

A Furry zoophile acting person who enjoy constant e sex with people of the same gender

they also have constant moments of nerdyness in education

The Last Name Hitchins Is Just a sharp bend

Hitchins by buuuuuubs October 17, 2022

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Christopher Hitchens by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011

Hutchins 

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.

Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......

Hutchins by themookieeye November 21, 2010

hitchin' a ride 

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk

Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride

hitchin' a ride by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

jeremy hutchins 

a very attractive male specimen conceived in ohio, usa. he has gained fame over social media platforms such as snapchat and instagram.

he has a cat named pepper
he likes to run
he currently attends woodridge high school
hes an only child

A: OMG jeremy hutchins is so hot !
B: his eyes are bluer than my stone cold heart !
A: his hair is more boyant than my dreams !
B: his eyelashes are longer than my list of accomplishments !
A: his teeth are whiter than the whites in my eyes !
B: his glo up is more evident than discovering cows make noise !

jeremy hutchins by - ̗̀ ρsευdøηγm ̖́ - November 24, 2018

David Hutchins

A very good looking guy. Smart. Sometimes immature. A romantic guy, always lets you know that your loved.
Man of your dreams♥
Easy to fall in love with

I hung out with David Hutchins last night, he is so romantic. I love him!

David Hutchins by Lindseyyyy:) January 25, 2009