Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

by Whiteside December 24, 2008

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Billy Jacked

The act of getting beyond-wasted on booze and weed and losing your mind.

Dude, I got Billy Jacked last night. I'm still picking glass out of my arm and butt, and my penis hurts. I don't know how it all happened. Fuck my miserable, piece-of-shit life.

by Pivboon December 24, 2009

Jocked

Someone REALLY good looking. Someone that has a REALLY nice feature/s. E.G. Massive tits. Someone that is bangable

Fred: (Pointing at a girl) Would you?
Jack: Hell yeah! She is JOCKED!

by PeteInABox December 10, 2009

High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010