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Jacking off

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."
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its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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Jack Off

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025
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jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018
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