1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.
2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.
(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.
(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
Example: Jacob: “How was I supposed to know that?”
Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
by MyLittleDinosaur December 29, 2018

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Haviland May 6, 2018

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins
Often has anger issues
Loves sports
Smartass
Silent when around people he doesn’t know
Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
Often has anger issues
Loves sports
Smartass
Silent when around people he doesn’t know
Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017

Jacob is so sweet
by Vloskskais June 5, 2018

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018
