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iPhone Panic

sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.
OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.
by The Donna June 12, 2009
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iPhone

Brilliant phone that I would be lost without.

The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.
Person 1: Is that an iPhone?
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: £250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*
by I am annonymous January 11, 2009
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iphone

Tool that restricts you in one or multiple ways, but since said tool is considered the norm, you have to use it anyway since no other tool can outperform it.
Joe:

"Whats the iPhone to you?"

Charly:

"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.

Joe:

"That's exactly how I feel"
by rrmm August 21, 2012
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iPhone 6

An overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in September by the blokes at Apple.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
by A340Captain November 7, 2014
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iPhone

I have an iPhone,bow down before me.
by HumorouslyIgnorant July 27, 2009
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iphone 5

the greatest iphone to ever have existed and tops even the new iphones and andriods
guy 1: ew is that an iphone 5?
guy 2: shut the fuck up you communist
by wracnacs September 25, 2018
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iphone

Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.
Yo im going camping at bestbuy to get the iphone yo WHEN THEY ONLY HAVE 2 IN STOCK!
by BL1NX August 6, 2007
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