fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

fire hydrant

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

I was rooting that girl and got a fire hydrant last night.

by OldManSack March 22, 2012

Hydration Privilege

When getting that "thirst" quenched on the regular

"You can't talk about the struggle, you have hydration privilege"

by The thirstiest of Niggas December 6, 2013

HYDIAH

Hope You Die In A Hole

Usually a term used at the start of a League of Legends Game aimed at the other team

e.g OVERPOWERED ALL: HYDIAH !!

by Cappy12321 August 26, 2020

fire hydranting

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008

Syphilis Hydrangea

A syphilis hydrangea is a rare case of someones crotch exploding with the juicy goodness of syphilis. It is said that cases like these are so rare that it only happens to less that 1 percent of the human population.

Did you hear what happened to Rebecca? She has Syphilis Hydrangea!" "Eww, GROSS!

by persiancatmeoow August 7, 2011