Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Fish hooking

Shoving 2 fingers in a vagina and pushing upwards much like a fish hook. Feels absolutely amazing!

She wasn't feeling it until I said I would fish hook her. She loved it! Fish hooking is great!

by Lilkittycat June 9, 2015

Bum Holing

Bum Holing is the art of sucking up to ones boss.

(Worker 1) What was Myles doing talking to Mark?

(Worker 2) Oh he was just Bum Holing him

by Carp 666 February 4, 2010

hooking up

Two people who are not dating, but are only just making out and or secretly dating. It is only known by you, the other person, and your and his/her closest friends.

Brittany and K-Fed are hooking up.
No, they are actually doing it.

by hajataya March 17, 2009

hooring

Travelling at a good pace; driving at great speed; speeding.

The bus came hooring down Adelaide Street and knocked the jaywalker on her arse

by Up Yours Pascoe July 23, 2003

Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.

Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"

by This is for the Kitchen May 10, 2009

Hooding

When you pull the hood of someone's hoodie over their head. You can either say "Hood!" While doing it, or "You've just been hooded!" After you do it.

Example 1: Jeff sneaks up behind Bill and yells "hood!" while hooding him.

Example 2: Ben pulls Cameron's hood over his head and then yells "You've just been hooded!"

by moosewingman December 3, 2010