Helen Keller

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

by Coperfield December 9, 2010

Helena

A girl who is annoyingly skinny, despite the fact she eats loads of everything. Her mum could ask her to eat an apple and a banana, but instead, she would eat a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar.
She has a really quick metabolism which annoys everyone because she eats so much.

Helena: "I think i'll have another tub of ice cream, do you want one??"

Fat Person: "No thanks"

(Fat Person stays fat, Helena loses 10lbs.)

by DarkWizardSnakeMan August 5, 2009

Dany Heatley

an awsome player who just had somthing terrible happen to him

im sry- stay strong, you will get through this. it was an accident.

by grace October 12, 2003

Helena

A beautiful and sexy girl, who has a nice body and can get any guy she wants. Shes talented, mostly in bed. Shes a leader and will give you a great time. A Helena is also stubborn but shes worth it. They are into guys who play sports and are best paired up with guys whos names start with a...
N, J, T, or K
great in bed hot sexy big boobs nice body

Girl 1: "Is that Helena?"

Girl 2: "Ya and shes going out with Nick!"

by YouKnowImRightSoGetUsedToIt December 26, 2010

Helena Whiting

THE FITTEST MOST AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING (of the female variety) TO HAVE EVER WALKED THIS PLANET OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR.

That girl is a Helena Whiting through and through.

by Conor Yeah! February 22, 2010

Helenema

The process of cleansing the Uptown neighborhood of Chicago by removal of its 20 year alderman, Helen Shiller

The 46th ward, which includes Uptown, was given a Helenema by the voters.

by WhatTheHelen February 10, 2007

helemon

Helemon is an elder God, residing at the right hand side of Zeus in Olympus. It is not known exactly what Helemon is the god of, although it is speculated that he probably has control over everything in this universe (and probably some of the other ones too). It is well known to most people that for those who wish to live a happy and fulfilling life, one must pray to Helemon as much as possible (for optimal living standards pray at least 5 times a minute, and not just about random shit either, say stuff like thankyou for the trees and shit oh great Helemon. Yea.)

Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'

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by helemon101_69er May 20, 2008