Tom Holland

The best actor in the world. He is super hot and adorable. He loves tea and quacksons. He is super affectionate towards his fans and interacts with them. Tom played spider-man for marvel. His fans are called Hollanders. They have millions of fan accounts on TikTok, Instagram, and other social media platforms. He has a boy-like face and everyone loves him for his kind heart. Tom is God's gift to the world. He is FLAWLESS.

Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.

Girl: have you seen spiderman homecoming?
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!

by hollander.4.life February 11, 2021

Tom Holland

He's the cutest man ever I love him with all my heart and he's my husband jk anyway all my friend be like how can you love him after this * shows me umbrella video I'm like it's hilarious and cute

I love Tom Holland

by Tom Holland is my husband August 20, 2018

holland

Noun: an unwanted sexual advance in the form of a video taken from a mobile device. To be called a "holland," the video must contain video of male masturbation, up to and including ejaculation.

That guy is such a perv, he sent me a holland.

by docgl May 22, 2010

Tom Holland

A lazy cunt that has no friends.

Tom "can i play with you?"
Random guy "no,Tom Holland you fucking can't"

by xxdragon.slayerxx October 1, 2016

to hell and gone

love and marriage

she found love and now getting married i'll never see her again

by cgpm June 24, 2004

Herland

A brainless human residing in a backpacker house. (most commonly french)

"Will you ever leave this place? your such a Herland"

by Brains-brains December 17, 2009

Holland

Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.

Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.

by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008