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the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.
Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.
by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008
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gooby

The small, semi-corporeal clusters of cloud or gel-like material found as pickups in many games. Most commonly found in red (usually health) and blue (usually mana or similar).
"Gaaaagh, I'm running out of health I need more red gooby!"

"Goddammit who nicked all the blue gooby? Now all I can do is measly punches"
by Leigh UK August 3, 2007
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GOODBYEINATOR

JP's ultimate weapon, it is larger than a space station and contains over 5,000 different deadly weapons.
Australia failed to give into JP's New World Order, so the country was sizzled by JP's goodbyeinator.
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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Goodbye

Goodbye is a way of saying something to a person when they are going out of the house. You can also use it by shorting it up by saying bye.If you are going to a show or something and your mammy was in the car with you ate in the show she would say good luck or break a leg
Timmy- hey I’m tipping over too aldi to get the dinner

Johnny- right see you later goodbye!!!!!?
by Mary_ob July 3, 2019
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arch drive goodbye

A song by eve 6 from there new CD It's all in your Head, it starts out slow but then gets faster at the end.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog December 10, 2003
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goolys

Goolys are gross looking slimey stringy bits hanging off an object.
"Grandma has Goolys hanging from her under arm" said jimmy!
by BooBooBear January 18, 2005
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golby

The hottest, sexiest, most fuckable, retard of all time. Has a weird wink twitch, and dances my flapping the arms/wings they imagine they have, has a classic perfect pussy, with the body of a stripper... but the ones you see in movies... not reality,. yuck... her eyes are that of the most ridiculously retarded gooby face.
fuck that stupid golby till shes dead
by TheDefinitionOfShea April 1, 2015
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