Glam Metal

Basically the Nu-Metal and Metalcore of the 80's. Characterized by generic faggotry of all musical aspects.

The vocals induce cringing whenever heard, the riffs are bullshit power chords, the drumming is "bum-chick-bum-chick", the bass doesn't exist, and the lyrics are standard tool/douche material. The solos are not bad, but still relatively mediocre.

Oh, and it's NOT METAL.

See also: Hair Metal or Glam Rock.

"Glam Metal" faggots often got scared when they saw a metalhead or heard actual Metal such as Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Anthrax, Metallica, Megadeth, Dio, King Diamond, Vio-Lence, Annihilator, Venom, Metal Church, Accept, Suicidal Tendencies, Queensryche, and Helloween.

by NiggerMutilator September 16, 2011

Glamazon

A tall, skinny, beautiful girl who loves fashion lives to party.

Did you check out the glamazons at the club lastnight...total eyecandy.

by Jaleis August 22, 2007

glam

glam boys pretend to be scene, but wear glitter and lipgloss and straighten their hair. They are probably all homosexual but just dont want to admit it.

Who knew girls would be attracted to glam boys?

by ari owns you. January 3, 2005

Glamcore

Bands that adopt 80's hair styles and glam metal core style riffs.

Escape the fate, Falling in reverse and Asking alexandria are glamcore bands.

by musicsavior July 15, 2011

glame

very weak and lame attempts at passing off real game.

Dude Reed has been spittin' glame at those stippers all night I hope he saves a few dollars cause he aint going home with them, his poor ass is riding the bus.

by Hankerz March 15, 2008

gampy

A wounded/injured body part, especially one that is oozing with body fluids.

Dude, check out that woman's gampy leg.

Eurgh, my eye has gone totally gampy.

by prettyduck July 10, 2010

glam

Glam is an acronym for Gay LA Music and is a shitty subgenre of heavy metal.
Still superior to grunge though.

Mustaine sez glam's for fags.

by -Dave Mustaine- March 26, 2007