Girthwood

An individual who has a penis that has accumulated a large sum of width, length and breadth

Do you know that guy Matthew?

Yeah, apparently his friends call him girthwood.

Can you get me his number please?!?!

by Dizzying man of gilly July 19, 2022

Girth Ghost

The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.

“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”

by Xmike223 December 1, 2022

girthology

The study of width and circumference of one's girth.

Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.

Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.

by Rawrare April 8, 2023

gerthyworm

the coolest, hottest girl on the planet. if you know her keep her close.

“Wow! did you see gerthyworm’s new post?? she is so cool. i wish i was her.”

by shinehanno July 22, 2023

Girthed

To get verbally abused or to get your asshole rearranged by a BBC

Damn bro you got Girthed.

Did you hear about Becky she got absolutely girthed last night

by Robosniper19 July 27, 2023

Gurthy

this is me

hey look that gurthy right there.

by gurthy____________________OGOB September 6, 2023

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024