gappy

Anything that is ill thought out. Anyone who is stupid.

I tried to speak to him intelligently but he's so gappy, I felt like I should be feeding him bananas.

by Almstrad September 8, 2008

Guppy

A small, usually unintentional shower of spittle that jumps out of one's mouth directly from the salival ducts beneath the tongue.

The ability to guppy on command can be achieved through practice, by rolling the tip of one's tongue toward the back of one's mouth. In popular usage during the nineties, especially among teenage boys.

My teacher Ms Hoover starting yelling at me not to chew gum in class, and when I went to take it out of my mouth I accidently guppied in her eye.

by menwhowontsmile July 19, 2004

Bubble Guppies

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.

" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."

by MFJOEY Diaz November 11, 2017

Gapping

The act of having sex with an individual's tooth gap.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you seen Arnold Schwarzenegger's tooth gap?
Person 2: Oh man, I'd gap that shit any day!
Person 1: Yeah, he could get a good gapping.

by The Real Cocklips April 27, 2017

gluppet

used to describe a girl that has been ridden more than the 134 bus on holloway road. due to so much cock her hole has stretched into a pit of oblivion. The word gluppet derives from the words 'glove puppet' suggesting that one may get his entire hand inside and use the girl as a glove puppet. gluppet is used as it has onomatapaeic values and sounds 'wet and slappy'.

mclatch i heard u was hangin off the back of joes sister last night,

hardly mate, she's a fuckin gluppet after all that black cock.

dude she smokes the dark cigar?

yeh tasha saw her. her flange is so big now its like chuckin a sausage up pride hill

bo selecta

by hollowaytom September 28, 2006

guppied

Not quite catfished, because the girl in the pictures is real, real hot alright. She just lied about her age and she's not as old as you think.

Things were going great with Amanda, but I found out she guppied me, so I had to leave her because I can't be messing around with jailbait.

by Titus Blowhard March 10, 2016

Gapple

Managers who once worked at the GAP and were poached by Apple Retail, who have little knowledge about computers. And are focused on making buying or repairing and iPhone or iPad similar to buying a sweater at the GAP.

"That Gapple manager threw me under the bus with that customer"

by fitz111 June 11, 2020