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used to describe a girl that has been ridden more than the 134 bus on holloway road. due to so much cock her hole has stretched into a pit of oblivion. The word gluppet derives from the words 'glove puppet' suggesting that one may get his entire hand inside and use the girl as a glove puppet. gluppet is used as it has onomatapaeic values and sounds 'wet and slappy'.
mclatch i heard u was hangin off the back of joes sister last night,

hardly mate, she's a fuckin gluppet after all that black cock.

dude she smokes the dark cigar?

yeh tasha saw her. her flange is so big now its like chuckin a sausage up pride hill

bo selecta
gluppet by hollowaytom September 28, 2006
Words you can keep
A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.
guppet by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008
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The substance that is made out of various substances found in the gutter.
The glupper was made out of leaves, water and feathers.
Glupper by mandeezygeezy January 27, 2011
Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.
When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.
A scattered out meth head that's coming down hard and looking in sharps bins at hospitals for something to shoot up aka A parasite that will sell there ass to men that cum green puss , for money to buy meth aka A shit stain on the underpants of society that will molest your dog ,tamper with your cat ,and violate your goldfish ... even grandma isn't safe when a gruppet is around .
Quick get the animals inside and lock the house up ,there's a gruppet in the street .
gruppet by Convict292380 October 14, 2017
A scattered out meth head that's coming down hard and looking in sharps bins at hospitals for something to shoot up aka A parasite that will sell there ass to men that cum green puss , for money to buy meth aka A shit stain on the underpants of society that will molest your dog ,tamper with your cat ,and violate your goldfish ... even grandma isn't safe when a gruppet is around .
Quick get the animals inside and lock the house up ,there's a gruppet in the street .
gruppet by Convict292380 October 14, 2017
A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.
Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.
Guppet by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009
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