Fruitography

The porn of fruit

That Banana fucked that Carrot so hard it made me feel so good!

That was one of the best fruitography i've ever seen!

by abciseasyas123 October 13, 2013

fruitonomer

One who spends an above average amount of time studying the habits of either "the gays" or exotic fruit

Typically characterized by a desire to hang out in gay bars, Whole Foods, or the produce section.

I always suspected that Jules was a fruitonomer, and my suspicions were confirmed when she told me she had watched "Brokeback Mountain" 348 times in the last year.

by Suzy Sunburn July 22, 2014

Frito

The one person that forces their way into your friend group, isn't too bad but isn't very funny, and if you poke it with a stick it will occasionally fart

Just leave you darn frito

by Mr.Harryman May 19, 2016

fritoscoop

two fingers doing scooping motion in anus like eating frito lays whither cheese dip

hey baby can I toss ur salad no but u can fritoscoop the shit out of it

by fritoscoopin September 2, 2016

fritogod

A black males hair that looks like fritos after untwist twists in hair which is hair of god.

Ayyye fritogod yo hair lit cuz. Tryna share sum cheese on how to get that type of hair style?

by Cheeseyfritogod007 November 26, 2016

Frumorn

some fucking cancerous idiot

"This guy is such a Frumorn"

by iamsomedude July 27, 2017

fruthaboob

A couple who does too much PDA. Projectile vomiting is the most common side effect of being within a one mile radius of this couple. They’re honestly the most disgusting people you’ll ever meet, and each on their own is as unpleasant as they are together. They might love each other but doubtful

Omg do you see the fruthaboob over there? They’re legit the grossest people ever I was 10 mins late to class bc I had to go to the bathroom to puke.

by Losernumberone January 24, 2018