occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO March 09, 2012
by Worldle April 27, 2022
Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.
by AdrianaRocks October 29, 2007
A small degree program at RIT.
Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
A: Oh hey, what's your major?
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
B: Imaging Science
A: Oh, what's that?
B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...
A: wut
B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -
A: No, that's okay...
by me, you know me November 03, 2010
Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 23, 2017
noun,verb
1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter
1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter
Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard
Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.
Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.
Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.
Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.
by theworldismine March 13, 2007
A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 03, 2020