FOTY

Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.

Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?

Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!

by barec2 May 23, 2009

59 fifty

A cool flat brim hat most famous for being named after how much it costs. Most people leave the sticker on to show off.

Jim: dude, check out his 59 fifty!
Joe: rich bitch. paid $60 for a baseball cap.

by randomguyontheinternet December 2, 2009

fifty shades of slay

Bomb Asf or flame

Aye you see that guy over there he's fifty shades of slay

by Jlils October 29, 2015

feelin' the forty fizzles

means you're goin all out
balls to the walls
hella intense

In the weight room..
Tommy: Yo Cars im feelin' the forty fizzles, pop two more 45s on
Cars: Alright, you better bust these babys out!

by tjkfothreyallday February 4, 2009

Gay Man's Fifty

A quantity of marijuana or hashish, ostensibly worth $50, but which has been taxed. By "taxed" is meant that the drug has been procured through a middle-man, who has taken some of the product for himself, secretly (or, to use the vernacular, "on the sly"), as covert payment for his services. Whilst taxing is standard procedure among Marijuana Addicts, the Gay Man's Fifty is distinctive because it is taxed excessively: the marijuana is so heavily taxed that it is thought (by the middle-man) that the intended recipient will not accept it. It being a seller's market, fortunately for the middle-man, the recipient always does.

"Yo, I thought that dude was my cuz, but he sold me a gay man's fifty, son!"

by J Johnson December 16, 2005

Fifty shades of grey

Fifty Shades of Grey" is the story of a 22-year-old college student, Anastasia, who begins a relationship with a 27-year-old very successful and powerful businessman, Christian Grey. She meets him while interviewing him for her college newspaper. When they later meet up in Portland, Oregon, he rescues her after she over-imbibes and she ends up chastely spending the night in his Heathman Hotel room.

He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.

Fifty shades of grey is a sexy movie I think I found my thing

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

forty-five

a sex act in which a man bend his partner over a sturdy object such as a table. While penetrating from behind, the man puts one foot on the table while leaving the other on the floor.
This leaves the leg that is up at a 45 degree angle relative to the floor.

To derive more force and depth from my thrusts and thus better unleash the fury, I gave her the forty-five.

by Sir D November 22, 2003