wife fluffer

The girlfriend before the wife / the girlfriend who prepares a guy for the woman he'll marry (who happens to be the next girl he dates)

Alex is marrying that girl he started dating after we broke up - ugh, I really didn't want to be the Wife Fluffer to HER.

by NJmmzmzmz December 20, 2008

tree fluffer

one who "fluffs" trees. especially christmas trees.

ashley was a great tree fluffer. and it was pre-lit, which helps!!

by kandaceth December 18, 2008

Mother Fluffer

A child-friendly term used to describe a cat (or really anybody) that is acting out of line.

*cat eats my charger and breaks it*
Me: Kitty, stop being such a mother fluffer!

by FriendsFan723 January 3, 2017

Oscar fluffer

The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner.

Check out the tits on that Oscar fluffer! I like her better than the dark-haired one that was just on.

by Jeff R. Allen February 29, 2004

Fluffies

Fluffies can be described as the sensation of air, forced from an ostrich or emu's anus onto a moist orifice. It is custom for this sensual art to be responded to with chant-like fart. Thousands of pleasure seekers have adopted the giant birds into their chambers because the stimulation from their fluffies is ten times as powerful as the poofies of elephants, a related form of sexuality. Fluffy practices are opening throughout the world due to the orgasmic rippling effect of feather-filtered gas propulsion over one's nasty bits.

Fluffies are credited with curing obesity and impotence.

by hammerhunter37 September 9, 2011

flufferby

Has wings, usually multicolored, most visible during Spring and Summer. More commonly known as a butterfly. And they are pretty hardcore.

Look at the pretty flufferbys!

by youatmyhousedotcom December 9, 2008

fluffies

"(Flush_Urban_Folk)_fies"
much like yuppies/puppies except these are people who are flush with either their (famous) parents or family money (trust funds) and do nothing but spend and live aimlessly,

"paris hilton? nicole ritchie? the kardashians?" what a bunch of fluffies....

by cheaptrickrick January 13, 2010