fernado

a ugly fucker who smells like shit

fernado looks like caullio

by Andrew Majia August 6, 2016

Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)

Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️

by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!

Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week

by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013

nat fern

a crazy, physco but very hot lady!

that girl is a Nat Fern

by Chloe Crescent February 13, 2018

Fire in the Fernace

When a male wraps an Icy-Hot patch around the penis and engages in vaginal sex.

Fire in the Fernace

by OhHeyWatsUp August 6, 2011