flaboobla

a saying to describe how one feels in any type of situation

this nonsense is flaboobla!

oh, flaboobla.

by pope urban VII April 14, 2009

falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.

Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!

by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011

Flaboonary

A Person who gets it wrong which normaly results with catastrophic consequences, but will still walk away with a high opinion of themselves (Blames everything on others)

there is too much flaboonary going on round here!

by Special Knees February 14, 2012

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016

Flaccid Challenge

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016