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foxsplaining

To explain and rationalize a false narrative using lies and hatred; typically fueled by racism, sexism, homophobia, and/or transphobia. To draw conclusions so delusional and based so far from reality that only a Fox News corespondent or other white Christian nationalist would come up with them.
Desi Lydic mocked Fox News by foxsplaining how Democrats want to make AP Butt Stuff a requirement for elementary schools.
by Pachos August 6, 2024
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mansplaining

A thought-terminating cliche of sexist hate-speech with the sole purpose of claiming everything that is said is wrong solely due to it being said by a man.
Its use is usually “justified” by claiming that it is only or “originally” intended to only criticize a condescending behavior of chauvinist bullies towards their victims. Even though in all of its short history, it was was never used that way. (See: Gaslighting.)

So it is really just a specific case of the general strategy of modern bullying, where narcissists with a severe inferiority complex realized they could bully others most effectively, by claiming they are the ones being bullied. As most people sadly completely fall for this, hook, line, sinker, fishing rod, fisher and the entire boat and anchor… and can be used to amplify the bullying (aka cancel culture).

This again, is just a specific case of the “eye for an eye” revenge fallacy of thinking one’s evil is not evil “because” somebody else did evil first, even and especially if the other one’s evil is made up with prejudice in the first place. A fallacy that is, incredibly sadly and incredibly primitively, still the base of most legal systems.

Don’t fall for it. There’s just some that want to make us hate each other, to exploit it for power. But people aren’t their stereotypes. People are just people. Be it sexes, ages, nations, peoples, or whatever. If you don’t listen to those who screech, they are literally powerless.
Sexist 1 (m): If you give me seven lines, written by the finest woman, I will find something to burn her as a witch.
Sexist 2 (f): If you give me seven lines, written by the finest man, I will find some mansplaining to destroy his life!
Sexist 1 (m): Oh, *you* can’t do that! Only I am rigtheous!
Sexist 2 (f): Not anymore, grandpa!
Sexist 3 (m): If you give me seven lines, written by the hand of the finest woman, I will find something to call her a feminazi!
Sexist 2 (f): Hey, *you* can’t do that! Only I am righteous!
Sexist 3 (m): Not anymore, grandma!
Sexist 4 (f): …

And so on, for all eternity, because apparently everybody’s too stupid and permanently mentally immature to learn a 5500 year old lesson and end the feud.
by Evi1M4chine March 24, 2024
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Vansplain

When beta men, who feel threatened by strong independent women who built their own van life vehicle, explain how the job could have been done better
That cabinet looks great but let me vansplain how you could have saved yourself a lot of time by using $48,000 worth of tools to create a dovetail that would have been virtually undetectable and would look literally exactly the same, which I’m saying because you did something better than me and it makes my pee pee feel small.
by MatthewBerdyck April 16, 2024
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mansplaining

vedant: perhaps you dont understand. Mansplaining is when a man explains things to a woman like she’s stupid
by realactualuser June 3, 2024
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Mansplaining

1. Whenever a man tells a "woman" the truth about something she disagrees with or thought differently about.

2. When a "woman" believes that an opinion is an objective fact, she will use this.

*Woman is in "" due to the fact that what a woman actually is, is being disputed by "women".
"He tried mansplaining to me what a woman is."
"His wife tried mansplaining to me that I'm not a real woman and shouldn't tell her how to act."
by A Man Who Explains June 10, 2024
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Mansplain

Whenever a non American man tries to explain something to an American girl, it automatically becomes mansplaining.
Gustav mansplained economy to Jessica, but she didn’t get it.
by hurley_87 June 13, 2024
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fontsplain

(verb): to clarify names, styles, anatomy, or general characteristics of fonts, especially to people that do not care
A: "I can't believe Charli used this cover. It's just Helvetica on a green square!"
B: "Actually, it's a skewed version of Arial."
A: "Please don't fontsplain to me in public ever again."
by Noah Farjani September 4, 2024
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