Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.

Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

by Artifishalfish November 3, 2006

best day ever

Phrase you can blurt out when something good happens to you. In meaning combines "thank you," "how nice of you," "I really appreciate it," and "awesome" all into one expression. Meant to make the other party feel that something they did was well received.

Scene: Aaron is sitting on the couch watching TV and Wendy brings him the remote and a bowl of ice cream.

Aaron blurts out: "best day ever!"

by perthguy1 December 15, 2010

ever since my brudda died

I BEEN THINKIN BOUT HOMOCIDE

EVER SINCE MY BRUDDA DIED I BEEN THINKIN BOUT HOMOCIDE

by faggot nigga balls January 28, 2021

five-ever

longer than forever.

I haven't had ice cream in five-ever.

by EMIN3M_PTV_HOLLYWOODUNDEAD February 21, 2015

Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.

Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

by itsWhip February 8, 2021

what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023