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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

S and B Sucking the skin off of someone's dick, balls deep and constantly bouncing on someone 24/7 with so much passion and always giving them props even if its not necessary.

Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.
by The Roast God! September 6, 2016
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Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.
by Petey Mik March 13, 2008
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human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
by thekaldar October 10, 2011
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cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
by BobTheDog December 25, 2005
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Eating flowers

A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling.
Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!

Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='
by Her Blanket August 12, 2008
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eating the extra ketchup

when a girl gives a hand job to a guy that's laying down and then commences to suck the remnants off his stomach.
Last night she was eating the extra ketchup and it felt amazing.
by TL8706 May 26, 2008
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