jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

Ejockulation

When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.

Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!

by Makins October 23, 2009

esculation

Someone esculates when they change the time on all their watches to live in an other time than humanity.

The esculation point is to far away.
He esculeted himself back to summer.
I will esculate back to the future!

by gladu November 26, 2018

Eruculation

A mix between ejaculation and erection

Omg is he doing onto Eruculation

by anonymous November 12, 2022

ejectulating

peeing in a forceful manner

I love ejectulating all over my girlfriend’s face.

by filibusting February 15, 2023

EJERKULATION

Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering

of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.

The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012