Magic Eight Ball Text 

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

Magic Eight Ball Text by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

straight eight 

slang term used for time spent in prison when plea bargaining a murder charge. Means 8 years and parole rather then the 25 to life in most states.

Henny would only give a full confession if he was promised a straight eight by the district attorney.

straight eight by shakes33 April 22, 2006

quarter to eight 

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

quarter to eight by Big Al September 19, 2003

Bracket Eight 

Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.

{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)

Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.

Bracket Eight by coolgoatpal January 26, 2010

Figure Eight 

The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.

"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"

Figure Eight by Mr. Dirty Sunshine August 23, 2011

eighty eight

Heil Hitler, or twice H (the eight letter of the alphabet). Used by young neo-nazis in Germany

88!Remember April 20th

eighty eight by maddog05 July 3, 2005

eighty-eight 

filipino slang for a piano

"huy roul! play dee eighty-eight por us"

eighty-eight by darrenzo February 14, 2003