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Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 3, 2023
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Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness
by Samacher October 8, 2018
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Existence

Existence is the balance of living and soulfulness as well as godly forces on each side protecting and destroying life
by Broben5 June 3, 2019
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UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for
This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence
by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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