Duchepon

(adj) A cross between a douche and a tampon

DUDE YOUR A FUCKING Duchepon LE MAN DICK!

by xXxMANIACxXx September 12, 2009

Dunche

A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.

Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.

by Dunche April 26, 2010

duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

Ducheter

A ducheter is the wonderful conbination of duchebag and hipster. It is a peron who likes to be 'hip' to be 'cool,' but is really a complete duchebag.

"My name is Willow and I don't believe in AC in the summer"
"You're a real ducheter"

by Chaz31984 August 29, 2012

ducheprint

The total amount of ducheness left behind directly or indirectly by a duchebag when they interact on an internet forum.

Because jim uses the internet day and night to voice his opinions his ducheprint is rather large.

by Riderman44 November 18, 2011

duecegroped

When you are groped by a guy or a girl while taking a massive shit that hurts as much as a Twainesse hooker putting a sticky fly trap on your pubes and ripping it off with her teeth

"Dude I got duecegroped yesterday by Jessica"
"That sucks man take a seat"
"I don't know if that's a good idea for me to do"

by The_Hairy_Peach April 6, 2014

Duechin

A type of oral sex; the act of sticking your tongue so far into a vagina that you chin rubs around the vagina thus, cleaning it.

OMG last night I got so deep in her, I was duechin.

by Cootercapture November 19, 2015